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A young boy had just received his driver’s permit…

A young boy had just received his driver’s permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a deal with his son. ‘You bring your grades up from a C to a B Average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we’ll […]

RE: 28-07-2009

So what do you guys think? Should I go for it? I like how he has 3 different emails listed in the same email…

From: From Sgt.David Rice <sgt.ricedavid@yahoo.com>
Subject: RE: 28-07-2009
Reply-To: sgt.ricedavid@yahoo.com.hk
Date: 7/27/09 8:27 PM

Dear Sir/Madam

My name is (staff Sgt.) David Rice; i am an American soldier, serving in the Military with the army’s 3rd infantry division.

i have a very desperate need for Assistance and have summed up courage to contact you.

I found your contact particulars in an address journal and I am seeking your kind Assistance to move the sum of Five million United States dollars
(us$5,000,000) to you In your country, as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care Until i complete my service here.

Source of money: some money in various currencies were discovered in barrels at a Farmhouse near one of saddam’s old palaces in tikrit-iraq during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by staff Sgt Kenneth buff and i that some part of this money be shared Between both of us before informing anybody about it since both of us saw the money first.

This was quite an illegal thing to do, but i tell you what! no compensation can make up For the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole, of which my brother in-law Was killed by a road side bomb last time.

The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a Problem for me but with the help of a British contact working here and with his office Enjoying some immunity, i was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely Out of trouble spot.

he does not know the real contents of the package, and believes that it belongs to a British American medical doctor who died in a raid here in Iraq, And before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his family in country.

I have now found a very secured way of getting the package out of Iraq to you at home For you to pick up, and i will discuss this with you when i am sure that you are willing To assist me and that my money will be well secured in your hand.

I want you to tell me How much you will take from this money for the assistance you will give to me.

One Passionate appeal i will make to you is not to discuss this matter with anybody, should You have reasons to reject this offer, please and please destroy this message as any Leakage of this information will be too bad for the u.s. soldier’s here in Iraq.

I do Not know how long we will remain here; month of May was the deadliest month for us out Here. Totally, we lost 127 men and i have been shot, wounded and survived two suicide Bomb attacks by the special grace of god.

This and other reasons i will mention later Has prompted me to reach out for help.I honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately, please contact me as soon as Possible with my private e-mail address which is my only way of communication (e-mail: sgtricedavid@yahoo.co.jp)

May god bless you and your family

From Sgt.David Rice

Government Contracts

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.

All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures […]

Tropical Storm Eduard

Eduard Damage

Damage estimates are still being accounted for, but this photo gives you some idea of the angst being experienced by Texans across the affected coastline as Eduard came ashore this morning with the promise of packing strong winds and a continuous driving rain that threatened potentially major urban flooding. It will take some time before some families will be able to bounce back to their normal lives and the Governor has expressed that quick action will be available in the form of state funds to help those with emergency situations.

The First IT Professional

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMa3QBqf3t4

So very true.

Isn’t Microsoft Office liks this somtimes. I know that this is a little over the top but this is how it feels sometimes when Word tries to “help” me.

Click on the picture above for a full size image.

The Real Story of Creation

By Barbara Quinn KNIGHT RIDDER NEWSPAPERS 06/26/2006

Who says dietitians don’t have a sense of humor? Here are some fun nutrition recommendations I’ve received lately from co-workers and readers:

– The real story of creation …

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with colorful fruits and vegetables […]

WHEN I SAY I’M BROKE…I’M BROKE

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

” Good morning, ” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum […]

six again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday.

I’d like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the […]

I admit it. I am a Mac fan.

Yep there is no denying the facts. I love Apple computers. They just make me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside when I use them. When I open up my Powerbook there is a sense of awe that overtakes me and transports me off to never never land. Well ok maybe that is […]

working hard…

Do you ever think that you work too hard?

Do you find yourself thinking about work in your down time? Do you ever have to think if you should use your professional greeting when the phone rings at home? I remember one time I was at home and the phone rang. I picked the […]

Doctors Office Visit

Jill and I had a good doctors office visit today. We didn’t have to wait long and got a new picture of the baby. When we have it scanned in I will put it up here for all of you to see. While our visit was a good visit not everyone’s is.

DR office

Doesn’t […]

Step right up try your luck against the amazing 20q.net

Thats right folks step right up and try your luck against the mighty 20 questions web page. Can you stump the mighty machine?

http://20q.net

Can you stump it? It took me a few tries before I did. Maybe you will have better luck than I do.

Trunk Monkey

Have you ever seen the trunk monkey clips that float around on the Internet? Jill and I found these clips very amusing. We have decided that as soon as we can afford one we will be purchasing a Trunk Monkey for our vehicles. After all never know when you might need it.

You can find […]

Bi-partisan bumper sticker…

At last. A bumper sticker for both parties.

FINALLY, someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker. The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York state.

“RUN HILLARY RUN”

Democrats put it on the rear bumper. Republicans put it on the front bumper.